how do i control the font size on the dashboard

Welcome to the Community, William.

To adjust the font size on your dashboard, you can use the Ctrl key combined with the + or - keys, or hold down the Ctrl key and scroll your mouse wheel up or down. If you’ve already tried this and are not satisfied with the result, I'll provide other options.

Currently, the option to adjust the font size directly in QuickBooks Online (QBO) is unavailable. However, if you're using a web browser to access QBO, you can change the font size in the settings. Keep in mind that any changes made will affect all websites viewed in the same browser:

Google Chrome:

1. Click the Ellipsis (three dots) in the upper right corner.
2. Go to Settings.
3. Under Appearance, adjust the Font size and Page zoom settings.

Mozilla Firefox:

1. Click the Hamburger icon.
2. Choose Settings.
3. Update the font size as needed.

Microsoft Edge:

1. Click the Ellipsis in the upper-right corner.
2. Go to Settings.
3. Scroll down to Appearance.
4. Adjust the font size according to your preference.

Additionally, if you want to customize other elements in QuickBooks, such as sales forms, you can check this article for more details: Customize invoices, estimates, and sales receipts in QuickBooks Online.

If you need to update your credit card details, make changes to your subscription, or view your billing history, please refer to this article: Manage billing, payment, and subscription info in QuickBooks Online.

Once you're set-up, you may want to consider reaching out to our  QuickBooks Live Expert Assisted for tips on keeping your records accurate within the program.

Feel free to reach out if you need further assistance adjusting your font size or have any other QuickBooks-related questions. Stay safe.

@Jessavell_A  "Mozilla Firefox:

• Click the Hamburger icon.
• Choose Settings.
• Update the font size as needed."

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That, or I am more out of touch than I thought.