Has anyone figured out a way to stop the incessant sales offers for financing, insurance and all the Intuit upselling crap from appearing in my dashboard?

That's nice, but I won't be holding my breath.   I'm happy to pay for Intuit products as they are industry standards and do the job well.   It is just annoying to be constantly marketed to in a paid version of the program.   To me, this practice does not "optimize my experience."  Rather, it makes the experience irritating.

Well quite. This isn't optimising, it's upselling. I log in to quickbooks (probably) hundreds of times a year. Every time I have to close offers for financing. Every time I sign in I get offered payroll services. Whenever I send an invoice I get the option to use Intuit's payments system (which presumably they take a cut from.)

This is basically the approach that 'freemium' applications take to upsell their users. Except with Quickbooks you pay to have the privilege of being the target. As the other poster said, I use Quickbooks because it's the standard and my accountant uses it. But obviously I do that knowing that Intuit are using their position as a market leader to force these upsells onto their customers.

If you really genuinely want to optimise the product for your customers, cut the frequency of the pop-ups and promotions to once every six months, not every time I log in. But obviously you won't do this because you're more interested in making more money than producing a better product - and so the response to these kind of requests will be empty fluff about 'optimising' the product.

They finally got me to Enterprise Platinum on my desktop and I really figured that there wouldn't be all of the up-selling everywhere but there still is.

Did you know that the 1099 Forms are changing, you should by now! I don't know about you but I've X'd that x until I was blue in the face and it's what led me here! That darn banner keeps coming back!

Did you know that you can do more with QuickBooks? You sure can! You can:

"Get free workers comp quote"

"Order Labor Law Posters"

"Order Checks & Supplies"

"Promote your business"

"New: Business Loans"

None of this list can be X'd but there they sit in the lower left corner of a screen that costs me well over a grand a year. I wonder if we can offset the subscription cost by selling this space back to them, a rental of the space so-to-speak! ;-)

I could you that space to put links to my own website for quick access.

Or a link to my web builder page. Now there's an idea!

I could put a links to most used vendors.

There must be a lot of things that the software owners or subscribers could use this space for to better their own business.

I won't be holding my breathe either.

This is a paid business tool.  Serve your customers.  Don't treat us like leads you just sell more to.   These "suggestions" are bull**** (PC police won't let me have the real word).  Show them once, and then when I say no, make them not come back.  They take up significant screen real estate and are a waste of time for the customer (me) who is just trying to get the job done.

Also don't say "I'll reach out to the development team". I can guarantee the developers didn't want to put this garbage in, it was a product manager who though "I can improve my KPI of higher dollars per customer" for the quarter.  Nevermind you are screwing your overall customer count.

Also, its disingenuous to mark this as "Solved".  Its not.  Closing the ad every time is not a workaround.   Why don't you just say "We don't care about our customers and are only concerned with shoving more garbage down their throats"?

You will not do anything to fix it. QuickBooks won't stop until users leave. 

Two and a half years later you are still trying to upsell features to paying users. When will it stop?

Every single day I have to click a few of those. How about building in some "data collection ability" which somehow comprehends that when an offer to upgrade has been rejected, it will not be shown again? I have a business with one employee, me. I will not hire anyone thus I have no need for payroll. Why do I have to see the payroll upgrade offer every time I open QBO?

And while we are at it. How old are the creators of QBO? Kids? Well, one would think so based on what happens when I want to see my chart of accounts. "Let's look under the hood" pops up....jeez. 

I will literally never, EVER use their terrible instant payment system, yet have to dismiss ads for that a couple times a week for YEARS.

 They just have vendor lock in, so nobody want to go through the hassle of moving. Its super gross.

Of course QB won't let you do this, but you can add a cosmetic filter using an adblock 

I used ublock origin and removed the ever-present nag upsell for instant deposits. Admittedly, this isn't a great solution, but it was satisfying to hide it somehow

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STOP Upselling STOP STOP STOP STOP 

 It is just annoying to be constantly marketed to in a paid version of the program.   To me, this practice does not "optimize my experience."  Rather, it makes the experience irritating.