Good afternoon, @chusmeatmarket. 

Thanks for chiming in on this thread. It's great to see a new face here in the Community. 

The best way to get these categories and be able to change them, I recommend using one of our QuickBooks Online products. Review the link and see which version would best fit the features and pricing you'd like. 

If you decide to start a QuickBooks Online account, you'll need to eventually cancel your QuickBooks Self-Employed so you aren't getting charged for both. 

If you have any trouble along the way, you can always contact our Customer Support Team. We're always here to lend a helping hand. Take care!